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Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in theoverall performance, particularly in the flower andjewellery applications that had operated flawlesslyunder Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled manyother valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5, but installedundesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0,NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike andWorldCup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs andHouse Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is anentertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is anoperating system. Try entering the commandC:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and downloadTears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 shouldthen automatically run the applications Jewellery2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is avery bad program that will createSnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.These are not supported applications and willcrash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,but it does have a limited memory and cannotlearn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software toimprove memory and performance. I personallyrecommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support



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